To my Wife with love on Valentine's Day

Dear Wife,

It's valentines day and I am at work. Things are going great, Jackal pooped on the floor so I guess he is still regular.

Good News, I think his worms are gone, because I didn't see a single one when I scraped his poop off my bare foot. By the way, those Swifter wipes are good at taking poop off the floor, and it's way easier than using a mop all the way up and down the stairs.

The Kitchen renovation is all done, the new flooring stands up quite well to the water dripping down from the ceiling fan, and the copper caraffe you baught at Winners is the perfect size for catching most of the drops.

I realized something today, the front stairs to our house must be resistant to freezing rain, because when I ran down them this morning in my PJ's I only noticed the icey conditions when I leapt onto the driveway and slid under the towtruck on my bum. Those stairs are Great!

That new detergent you baught was great, after only 30 minutes of scrubbing you can barely see the oil stains on my PJ's! And those Swifter wipes are good for taking oil off the floor too!

Good news I had time to eat breakfast this morning, I sure did enjoy that new milk you got, it's way more filling than the old stuff, but they should supply floss for afterwards, hahaha!

Well, I should be going the boss looks like he wants to give me a valentine, he has been walking around the office with a really red face with a pink piece of paper in his hand! Oooh I hope it's one of those funny elephant cards!

See you later sweetheart, I shouldn't be late, I let the nice fellow with the white cane that sings those exagerated sad songs in front of my office building borrow the car, as long as he has it here at 4:00 sharp. He smiled and laughed so it should be no problem.

Love Jim

P.S. Don't forget I have hockey with the guys tommorow, they said that this time I get to use the chest protector, but I have to give them my protective cup, which is fine with me, they only hit me in the chest last week.