I figured I had better make with some proof of Eeyore and SOL’s existence somewhere along the line. I have permission to post the following e-mail from SOL:
“Can you believe it – another friggin appliance broke. Our microwave shoots flames. I called Sears because it is only 4 years old and it was like $500. The guy said microwaves only have a 1 yr warranty. I told him this seems like a design flaw for such a new microwave. He said well microwaves are microwaves, they haven’t changed much in the last 30 years. I said apparently they have because I have owned several microwaves and this is the first one to shoot flames! I do not like this added feature. Grrr!!!
Again, my charm failed to get me anywhere….”
Now, this funk they’re in might disappear sometime in the next few decades, but the way they are going, I would keep my money on black and let it ride!
But I can’t help but worry about Ellie-May (their daughter) who seems to have inherited some of the bad luck. The poor thing is always crashing into something! But she takes it with a smile and a chuckle. Glad she inherited that too!
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Testing this piece of !@#$%^, can you hear me now?
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