Fun and Games third installment

Game #3: Chugging with Oprah

Category: Indoor all season fun

Required: TV with cable connection or VCR with tape of the OPRAH show.
Large bib.
Women's underwear.
High heels.
Skirt.
2 Men and their wives (wives may not participate for reasons of OPRAH enlightenment.

Goal: To be able to sit through one entire episode without getting up to go to the bathroom. And to keep yourself from screaming while spending "quality time" with the wife on the couch (remember there is NO hockey).

Rules: A drink of alcohol must be taken each time OPRAH says the following:
1. OPRAH
2. Touching
3. Remarkable
4. Makes referral to her personal triumphs (this may require more than one sip depending on her ramblings.)
5. Camera shots of crying (for joy or sadness) middle aged women (crying middle aged men are a mandatory full drink)

The player(s) must not leave their seats to go to the bathroom. Chosen alcohol should be placed in a cooler near the couch, failing that, a wet sack will provide a cool temperature for your "poison" of choice.

Spillage will automatically require that the player wear the bib until someone else spills, upon which time the bib can be passed on.

Failing to complete a sip or full drink (when a man cries) will require that the player wear the women's underwear. A second offence requires that the man wear the heels, finally a third offence will get you the skirt. These must be worn until someone else offends. One thing at a time until a full transfer is done.

The winner is declared by the women after the show. The deciding factors are the amount of props the men are wearing (the most clothing loses). Prizes may be awarded depending on the venue.