So Lazy

Sorry, I haven't got time to write anything big today, but check back tommorow when I do a tribute to St. Patrick's day.

I want to try another open forum. Please leave a comment and tell me the best and most humorous way to avoid doing jobs you hate. Either at home or at work.

And to get the ball rolling,

Wife is an expert at this. She hates doing dishes. So after a meal she retires to the living room with the phone and calls anyone who will chat for 15 minutes while Jim cleans up. It is really quite seamless and un-noticeable, but she has put some variations on it since I hid the phone one day. These include but are not limited to:
Bathroom visits, shower, dog walking, food preparation (yes she will actually cook after we are done eating. But she still has a weapon at her disposal. Guilt, she hasn't resorted to that yet, but something tells me I'll be soaping the dinnerware for a long time to come.

Clever and beautiful, my kryptonite.