Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Let's talk sports

Edmonton is down 2-0 in their best of 7 series against the Sharks from San Jose.

Prediction: Edmonton will tie the series at 2 and the Roloson will poop his jock and stink up Rexall to lose the series in 6 games.

Carolina is up 2-0 against the New Jersey Devils.

Prediction: The devil's are about to be cast out of Lord Stanley's presence...yet again.

Ottawa is Down 2-0 against the Buffalo Sabres

Prediction: And to steal (and modify) a quote from my dear brother LP:

The smell of panic will hang in the Buffalo Sabres Locker Room like a shitbag on fire. They'll sweat, they'll cry, Ryan Miller will make farting noises, but not on purpose. He'll spend his last game sobbing in the blue ice that preceeds the red line to the cage where so many pucks passed moments before.

Yeah, Ottawa is a lock to come back.

As for the rest? Who cares? They aren't in my pool! Good luck to my opponents, you will be dealt with swiftly and unjustly. Dad! gimme a beer (loser of this pool gets to serve me my whiskey at the next family gathering). Muhaha!

1 comment:

The Happy Gapper said...

hmmm 1 of three proves yet again that HG knows diddly.