Miller Brewing Company,
I have just become legal drinking age and I would like to bring certain concerns to you for your action as you see fit.
On the day of my birthday I purchased 24 Miller Genuine Draft bottles from the local CONOCO service station. Upon my return home I proceeded to drink them in succession.
Once completed the first 6, I was feeling light headed and dizzy, my judgement was impaired. After 6 more bottles, I found that my normally crisp and well enunciated english had become incoherent and pointless.
I attempted to drink one more from the next 12 only to fall asleep near the toilet.
I woke the next afternoon with the following side-effects: Nausea, vomiting, dizziness, diahrea, dehydration, bad taste in mouth, perspiration and I was unable to walk or operate a motor vehicle for 24 hours.
I am therefore returning the unused portion of my purchase for refund in the hopes that your testing facilities may isolate the problem and correct the deficiency.
Sincerely
Bob Maher
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