10. Urinate on a Jelly Fish sting (on someone else), tropical vacation anyone?
9. Wrestle Wheels (we usually do this in a moving vehicle on way to or from bar) and win, wait a second, what's that on your forehead?. Woooo!
8. Buy a Jetski with extra features, like integrated deep sea fishing gear. And go swordfishing.
7. Buy a Motorcycle that is impossible to tip, I'll show them!
6. Forehead slap my boss with a moist hand (moist with what??? See #10). Chromiest dome ever.
5. Stand on my desk and sing partial score to HMS Pinafore, "He remains an English Man!" and be escorted off premises by security.
4. Try to roll a smart car down a hillside by myself with no keys or hydraulics.
3. Intentionally destroy one house (bungalow preferrable) with a Humvee wearing a road hockey mask and Isotoner gloves, oh and maybe these.
2. Go on a tropical vacation with the Eeyores, Polos or Wheels'. (See # 10) Hey, somebody's going to have to save ya buddy! I swear what happens on vacation stays on vacation...PFF!
1. Create and become CEO of HappyGapper Lager. Hilarious surprises at the bottom of each bottle! Imagine the possibilities!
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Depending on how our summer goes, we could cut out the middle trip. Instead of jellyfish, it could be a bee sting. Or you could just pee on my leg, y'know, just cuz.
I've decided not to sign my proposal. You can deduce/guess who it is and judge by his reaction whether or not your powers of deduction are up to snuff.
In regard to #3. I hear those slippers are so comfortable you won't even know you're wearing them. Something tells me they lie. But on the plus side...once you peel the backing off the bottom, your foot won't slip off the gas. ;)
Also available in scented for that "fresh all day feeling". And they really aren't bulky, a quick inclusion of another feminine product and you'd have a whole new line of thongs. Marketing people!
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