Mickey 200? to 2005
It is with great sadness that we say farewell to Mickey's younger cousin, mickey. He was found lying peacefully this morning near the trash bag under the sink where he loved to chew and poop. He leaves in mourning his other cousing Jerry who lives on in the area also chewing and pooping under the sink. Funeral services were held this morning in the Sherwood Village Waste Management dumpster. The services were preformed by reverend J.C. Perreaux. Donations can be made on Mickeys' behalf to the Cheese addiction foundation of Sarnia.
2 comments:
Better then finding 2 in the elbow pad of your hockey equiptment after it sat in your shed a whole summer with your hockey socks chewed to shit and used as a love nest for the 2 vermin.
Then 1 runs away and the other finds a home under your deck where it lives for the winter finding warmth from your dryer vent, all the while you don't realize it's there until one day when you see chew holes in the screen of your basement window.
So you tell the wife to never open the basement window and she freaks out.
whoa whoa whoa!!! What evidence did you find of the "love nest"???
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