Haloween fun!

It's a Wookie man!, You know; Chewbaca!

Okay, here is the first of a new series I'm going to call Haloween fun. I will cover such things as recipes, costumes and liquor all to the Haloween theme.

Now Chewy may be a bit overboard, but I think we can make it out of a few simple items.

Items list:
52 Brown wigs from the dollar store,
stapler and a box of staples,
Old, long sleeved shirt (pink floyd shirts should be preserved and saved),
old sweats or tights,
your kid or wife's belt with bling bling all over it,
a full face toque and some scisors for trimming.
Wife or kids' mousse or gel, or some kinda goopy stuff to keep the hair outa yer beer!

Directions... staple the hair to the clothing and toque until covered, trim around the eyes and mouth then firm it up with mousse to keep it there. You may want to spray something over the rest of the costume to keep it from getting all static-y. Pull on the belt (over a shoulder) and you're a wookie, man!

ALTERNATIVE:
put on some of them disposable cover-alls and roll around in some syrup or something sticky, run into a hair cutting place and find the dumpster... you get the idea!

Up next mummy sausages and curdled chunk shooters!