WANTED
(left to right) "Whiskey Jug Junior"," Killer threads Kelly", "Chick magnet Chad", "Beer Keg Kernie", "TeeTeeCoM Jonassen" and "ol' Yeller"
These men are wanted in a series of mooning incidents along the Trans-Canada highway Northbound. They can be distinguished by the fact that there are 6 of them crammed into a single cab pickup with a string of empty beer cans dragging from the back that lengthens with each mile. Most have no shirts so must be considered as dangerous since they have nothing to lose. It is likely that they will sacrifice Ol' Yeller for their goal.
Their goal as far as we know it is to arrive in Edmonton to support the Roughriders and possibly the local nightlife.
There is no reward for their capture since they will likely be put in "Commonwealth Jail" where authorities will be able to deal with them accordingly.
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Those lucky F**kers!!!
We should be there too!! Oh well.
But here's a thourght ???
Coming soon to Riderville...... Opps..I mean TAYLOR FIELD. Two Big DUDES, a skinny tatooed lady killer, and a pint size hellofa guy who thinks he's all three of the previous. One of whom will wear a SZARKA jersey on his Back, Proudly. Another parking his Goverment Car, laughing at how great it is, while woundering how much sh*t are these guy going to get me into. The Lady Killer checking out chick and comparing them to his new but beautiful wife. Finally the little guy embrasing his friends and enjoing the Riders kick some as while equally intoxicated and joyfull of this momuntus occation when these three friends show Regina what a party and Fan suport is all about....
Thanx for the call Jim, I was great hear'n from ya pal.
Oh, Dave C. said "tell him to get here soon, it's too cold to sit on your deck till 5am in December....wait whiskey will warm our body's"
LUCKY SOB's THEY ARE LUCKY
TUKA...TUKA...L-up....R-up..TUKA...TUKA
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