Misfortunes of Eeyore take ???

More fun with the donkey!!!

S.O.L. wrote:

Well – let me tell you about my night. (Eeyore) finally poured himself into bed around midnight. Everything was good until BANG! I sit up, it is 1am, (He) is sitting on the floor stunned. At first I was relieved it wasn’t (Ellie-mae), then I was pissed. He sat there on the floor in all his drunken naked gracefulness for a few minutes in a daze until I finally convinced him to get up and turn on the light. Blood everywhere. I sent him to the bathroom to check it out, 10 minutes later he finally came out and headed back for bed. I said, (Eeyore) please turn the light on so I can see. He says he is fine. So I get up and turn the light on and his eye is split open. Off to the hospital we go, sleeping 2 year old in arms. Several stitches and a tetanus shot later he still is unclear about what happened. All he remembers is going to bed and then his next memory is looking in the bathroom mirror at his eye wondering how he is going to hide it from me. In reality , his drunk ass fell out of bed and he smacked his face on the cradle. He really is a Treasure…

And I saw him yesterday, that's a boney gash old man! Complete with black eye! S.O.L. doesn't give herself enough credit, she hit him way harder than a fall on a crib ever could!!