Au-Secours!

A very dear and very close person in my life is having a bit of a problem but doesn’t know it. His e-mail signature is lame, lame, lame.

For your mocking pleasure:

"Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

So I have decided to use my resourcefulness to aid in his search for something NOT so lame.

“Won't you be my neighbor?”
-Mr. Rogers

“A grain of sand on it’s own is insignificant, Many grains of sand makes a beach>”
-The HappyGapper

“Come spit off a bridge with me.”
-Fallout Boy

“If I could be a bird I would be a flying purple people eater, because I could swoop down and eat people because I hate that song.”
-Jack Handy

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
-Jack Handy

Those dogs call to me day and night, thought Arf.
-Unknown

Nothing beats a good steak, unless you mean that literally, because you could physically beat it with literally anything, except another steak.
-HappyGapper

I’m turning it over here, put your favorites in, winner will at the very least go on my banner at the top with My pa’s Quote: “Shit Happens”. Maybe they will even appear as "my friends'" new signature.