"Red Mile Mayhem"
Also known as the
"Cowtown Crumb-bums)
The Happy Gapper's Newly aquired Fisticuff brawlers (Red Mile Meyhem)
Left to right: (the guy with the fro in the very back wandered into the shot. and was severely beaten soon after)
Ray Churles (specialties include kung fu talky talk, followed by the tuck and run), brothers Face and Fun Boy Flannigan (speacialize individually in throwing air punches and doing "crazy legs" to instill fear into opponents (like Muhamad Ali but on speed) current record is 0 wins, 0 losses and 0 knockouts but 20 forefeits (would you fight em?)), Blake "looked the same since I was 8" Sooter (nobody knows what this crazy arsehole will do), Knuckles McGee (specialty is bare knuckle boxing, he is the most feared person at the old age center where he works), Nashville Noodle (never a punch thrown, because you can't help but love this guy).
Front second row: Mugsy Malone (more likely to steal your girl than fight you), Krazy eyes Kel (he'll drink you under the table and you'll wake up with him spooning you, he'll likely pee on himself too), Angus Rutherford (this guy is a pure fighter, no rules, no holds barred, he'll kick a pregnant woman in the stomach (taking trade offers)),
Front all alone due to flatulance issues: Mugsy MacGregor (pure talent, acquired from the Indiana Pacers for Ron Artest (that worked out really well for us)).
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