My readers

scanning my site meter I see a lot of strange visits. Govenment of Canada logging in for 70 minutes at times, readers from Japan who spend zero time, or the odd Australian cat that checks it out and leaves kudos. Or the fellow Gapper closing down his bar and having a well deserved end of day brew while he guffaws at my satire, or scarfed hilarity.

Or how about that crazy french bastard from somewhere in Quebec reading my stuff at 5:45 AM ET, that's dedication. I tip my hat to you sir or maddam, and hope that it's not some vile stomach flu placing you in front of the computer at the wee hours of the AM. Futhermore I hope the content doesn't cause too much boredom, or, initiate the pondering of questions like: "What the hell am I doing, surfing the net at 5AM? I must be losing my mind, bad enough I'm going to need a nap at lunch, but staying up to read this? C-R-A-Z-Y."

So to all of you who read this, may I say to you, get out of your computer chair, stretch your legs and check back often!