Thursday, January 12, 2006

Idea??

I was thinking of starting a journal here, listing my attempt at weight loss. Then I thought it might be more interesting to put my thoughts and feelings about my current "romantic" situation here. Then I decided that there is nothing more depressing than some fat dude crying about his estranged wife, so instead I'm going to keep finding something that may be of interest to everyone else.

Like what?

Well, Eeyore hasn't broken anything in quite a while... Wheels is a crazy company man... Polo works way too much (with Eeyore) and I have too much time on my hands.

So what can I offer in my little corner of the web? The problem is that I know very little about a very large amount of subjects. I specialize in nothing, and the one thing I thought I was good at... turns out I'm not.

Maybe I should take a trip. Somewhere warm. Somewhere where the bar and the beach are within 5 metres of each other. C'mon, alcohol, water, foreign language? That would fuel the blog monster for a while! Or maybe I'll start a comic strip.

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Fidel kicks ball:

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Fidel sleeps

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Fidel does handstand after eating too much

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The possibilities with those scenes in any combination are endless! Good thing I have a dish.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just came back from my trip. Trust me no knowledge is learned nor is the beach and a
bar within range, a good idea. The only 4 things I’ve learned on my trip to Jamaica are:

1. Rum is bad..very bad!
2. Tbow, in Jamaican(patwa) means "choochie Eater"
3. Sunscreen is a must
4. Hot weather awakens wife's libido! way way too much....

Back to my lessons learned. Tourism or the so called "vacation" also requires rest when
one arrives back home.

Tbow has landed and back on Canadian soil. Yes...Yes, your welcome Jamaica. I once
again, supplied many reasons to foreign lands in why Canadians can't have too much sun
& rum at the same time.

P.S did I mention I’ll be on Playboys "TOTALLY BUSTED, Jamaican Resort Episode"
Not Cool. My Libido or MOJO was harmed extensively. Screw Playboy and Marry Carey
too, make a man like me think’n his wife wants a......with a................. on a sunny.............
F**K THEM!

PALZ
TBOW