Well sir, I know of a contender. His name: Jacob Zeus, He's the Brown Chocolate Labrador weighing in at a modest 130 pounds, standing about the height of your couch arm (torso only) with a head the size of a 10 lb bowling ball.
He's been kicked out of obedience school twice, can pull a small truck if he felt like it (I've attempted to walk the sonofabitch), and if he gets outside behind you... he gone!
But shits himself at the sight of garden hoses, strange men, storms, vacuum cleaners. S.O.L. would vouch for the fact that he is very protective and territorial, only because one time a strange man came to do some repair work and Jacob decided to Mark S.O.L. as his own.
As for interrupting intimate encounters, neither Eeyore and S.O.L. would have to testify to that fact. Though Eeyore would be quick to point out the constant smile on his wife's face (whether she is smiling or not).
But pound for pound I'd give the edge to Marley because Jacob Zeus doesn't get into as many things he is not supposed to.
Doesn't he look innocent? (the big one be Jacob, Hope is the Black one and she is polar opposite)
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