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I just heard that gas prices in Ontario have reached $1.79 CAD FOR A LITRE! I am going to get in line after work to fuel up. Honey, if you read this, aparently I will be in a line up until work tommorow. This would be a good time to conjur up some spam/Balogna/cheap anything caserole for the next few weeks, while the yankees raise our price to met the supply shortage we'll have after the next 5 or six storms (which have been happening since Eden) brush by.
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I think I have heard enough out of you lilly-livered Ontarians.
If Albertans (don't blame the poor drowned yanks) didn't to their part to raise oil prices, me, my wife, my four year old, my baby girl, and our live-in Auntie Nanny wouldn't get our $2,000 "prosperity cheque".
How would you feel if I didn't get to buy myself an iPod and install a wood-burning fireplace, huh?
Suck it up motherf$%@er! We all have to pay our part.
Was my satire a tad too cheeky?
Live in eh? iPod's are a waste, wood burning is overrated and you my friend are a jackass... Cheeky? No. Satirical? Barely. Entertaining? Positively.
Why do people line up to fill up when the price goes up?
We don't, we hear rumors from towns around us raising theirs and we panick and run to the pumps, incidentally it was rumor, the price is now 99.3... arse holes.
Streak said...
I don't get it...where did you guys go to school anyways?...like...no hurricanes here... so...perfect lives...Jesus Mary Joseph...
that's all I gotta say...thanks for lettin' me vent...
$1:14 a litre here...
thank god bush is in loosiana...b4 Rita...
Vent away my man, vent away. By the way Wheels wants to know when the gappers can expect their "prosperity cheque"? Ahem....
I get the sense that the smnarky comment-thread I initiated took a little bit of a left turn, so for the sake of clarity, [Streak], allow me to dissect.
I cringe at the notion of receiving a prosperity cheque while gas prices soar and natural disasters strike.
I speak of "not blaming the poor drowning yanks" to divert the the blame for gas prices towards us Albertans (ie. me).
Albertans (ie. me) are not only natural disaster-free, but openly wallowing in ill-gotten booty and other peoples' misery. That is why I purposely add salt to the wound by talking about buying silly luxury items - it illustrates the absurdity of receiving "prosperity cheques" on the backs of tow-truck drivers and sasktel workers.
As for the heaping helping of Ontario bashing, that was just for the sake of inciting hatred, and good red-necked Albertan fun.
Finally, and for the record, my satirical commentary was aimed at the rumoured price of gas in Ontario and not the hurricane.
So I leave my comment there, and [...] delete the rest.
Ta.
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