My "friend" in Calgary just informed me of a bet he has taken with his Roomies.
It's common knowledge that after a weekend of drinking that your "system" needs time to recuperate. My "friend" let's call him J-RAG, bet his room mate that he will not poop until 5 today. This is since breakfast yesterday. J-RAG stands to win 50 dollars for this feat. I am however somewhat concerned with the verification methods, to ensure J-RAG didn't "go" while away from him.
The easiest and most obvious verification method would be the streak test; checking the briefs for the racing stripes usually left after improperly wiping one's ass, which I am positive he does, bu failing that, I would like some suggestions to bulletproof this thing so Roomy, doesn't get took for 50.00.
If my concern seems misplaced; it is only because I hate to see a guy lose money over some stupid SHIT! Wakka Wakka.
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woohoo 5 hours to go
You sick f%$(
Bote of you.
k im gonna take a stab in the dark and guess that J-rag is my other twisted cuz..Jeff.....????
Well Janet I am keeping a strict "ALIAS" rule here to protect the identities of Jackasses like him for when the Feds come looking for dirt on him during his Pshyche profile after a number of headless barbies are found under his bed all tattooed with the names of past girlfriends (both of em) aswell as names of his past pets, cars and presidents. So to answer your question... I can't answer your question. But he is known as Junior, JRAG, mamma's boy, and the dolls under his bed would be tattoed Le Pontiac, Kitty, Kitty and Kitty. Joking, you know who it is!
Poo Log... I win...
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