Wonder Dumper

I awoke this morning to the words “Jackal shit on the floor… Explosively”. I tried to ignore my wife’s pleas to get me on the job, but I was resigned to the fact that she had to work an hour before me and was running late. What a mess, it was positively disgusting.

I don’t know what triggered this latest attack, but the poor bugger had to be empty this morning. He ate a lot more than usual, but it was his normal dry food, Maybe it was too much for his system, maybe he had a bug… Maybe it was revenge of a much more vindictive nature. In any case, he will not be roaming free until I am sure he has celared up… not that way.