Beware the angry Bear

I have received two calls from Wife today, one was to tell me the dog is an arse hole. Like I didn't know or something. Then she proceeded to tell me the Air Conditioner is broken... Not a good thing if you're trying to sleep off a night shift while it's 40 degrees and humid outside our thin walls.

I told her to get some cheese and said arsehole will follow her down the stairs into the laundry room so she can sleep. This worked. I figured the AC would kick in in a few minutes.

Second call 45 minutes later... It's hot as hell in the house and the dog is out and running around like tag is his game of choice with the slower (more tired) Delta Female (I am Alpha, Jack is Beta, Spud is Gamma). I suggest offering the arse hole a walk or ride and attatching a leash and guiding him into the laundry room and locking the door. As for the AC, I will run home at lunch and check it out. This worked.

I entered the house at lunch to dead quiet and grotesque humid heat. I checked the usual suspects (wiring and plugs) and finally found a bunt fuse. The power glitch last night must have blown it. A changeof the old screw style fuse and away we went. Wife woke and thanked me.. she's been awake ever since. 2.5 hours of broken sweaty sleep with dog vs. Wife races...

This is a warning to all the people that work with her tonight. BE CAREFUL. I, Luckily have three hours of Groceries and cleaning before I ship her off to the office. Poor buggers!