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"Dear JIM, I have spent the past week talking with others in our special situation, for some reason there has been an increase in the number of us who have left our dwellings in an abusive surrounding lately. I have learned that there were special circumstances that prompted your (and other) outbursts.

It seems that Freuhauf, Sly and Zed also have been left, for much the same reason as you were. We discussed the days that lead up to our leaving and have agreed that you guys just don't know how to treat us, so to make it up to us, we want the following:

Written Apologies
More attention
Dates to fancy restaurants that serve Iron rich foods
Promises of no more (extensive) abuse.

We are awaiting your replies. Since the Post office won't give us our own mailbox, you may all reply below. Any support from your friends and family will greatly help your chances.

Ollie and friends"