Friday, August 10, 2007

R is for Riveting

It was well after dark and the break in the silence startled Big Bird momentarily; it was Gordon with Elmo right on his heels.

“I’m glad you found the place.” Said Gordon

“You were right, it would take a miracle for anyone to stumble on this. It’s perfect. How are you Elmo?” Bird said hunching over towards Elmo.

“Elmo okay, very tired though.”

“Tell Bird what you told me on the way here.” Gordon interrupted.

“Elmo hear through the grapevine that Bruno want Elmo dead, he even hired new guys to finish the job!”

“What does Bruno want with you Elmo?” Asked Bird.

“Elmo knows about Bruno’s whole operation and police scare Bruno. Elmo have bigger problems than Bruno, Elmo saw things when Maria was killed.”

“What did you see?”

“Well I was making delivery near river bank and Elmo see Big Scary thing pulling rope out of water, Elmo hid in tree and watched big thing get bag from case and run up hill. Elmo follows and sees him change into new shoes and sweater that look like Bird’s. Then he walks funny to Gordon’s apartment.”

“Oh my… Elmo, can you tell me who it was?”

“Well Elmo wasn’t sure until Maria come walking down street with him; it was a Big Bird suit! Maria kept on laughing like it was at a joke, but other person wasn’t laughing, So Elmo hides in alley behind Hooper’s store. There was a fight then some shooting, Elmo kind of yelp and that when another big scary thing say: ‘hey you!’ I walked slowly backward and the thing start to walk at Elmo, I hid my gun under dumpster as I turned corner, I ran and ran. That’s when Officer Ernie stops Elmo and arrest for carrying ‘Letter E’, so I go to prison, but very happy to be safe.”

“Did you see who either person was?”

“Well, Big Bird, the person in Big Bird suit was… I... I'm not sure how to tell you…”

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

DUDE!!!!! You can't do that. You're killing me. BTW: (and pardon me if I am starting to forget details) what kind of delivery was Elmo making and why did Elmo have a gum (sic)... gun?

The Happy Gapper said...

c'mon! he was involved in the "E" game (get the sesame street/real street undertones?) he was a contraban runner.