Idiots

I want to put a shock collar on certain people in this world, you know the kind that comes with a long range remote for behaviour training dogs. I could make everyone behave to my liking. And if they didn’t? ZZZZAPPO. Littering? Zap. Loitering? Zap. Talking loud? Zap. Talking too soft? Zap. Driving slowly? Zap.

I could arrange a whole series for attitude adjustments like for deadbeat parents: The collar would detect poor parenting in its early stages and shock the pectoral, shoulder and bicep muscle in unison causing them to contract and slap the offenders face as often as it takes to correct their behaviour.

Men who abuse their spouses would be perfectly matched for the “Blinky 2k7” at the first sign of aggression this little darling will both deliver an electrical shock to the anus while a small hydraulic “clapper” would compress the genitals until the aggression subsides.

Nobel prize here I come!! Just remember you saw them here first! Patent pending.