I woke up a little late this morning and didn't have time to have breakfast at home, so I proceed to drive to work. When I arrived at the office I decided to grab a muffin from the cofffee shop across the street. I also got a chocolate milk.
I warmed the muffin in the microwave to make it (seem) more fresh. I sat a tore the top off and took a bite. Great, I love carrot muffins. I opened my milk to take a pull.
I'm not sure at what point I realized it, but my mouth opened and my slightly moistened muffin tumbled to the napkin I had unfolded and spread out like a make-shift picnic blanket, and on it sat a brown gooey mess that smelled of baby vomit and dog farts and looked like cottage cheese on wheat bread.
I had gulped down half of a mouthfull of sour expired milk and muffin. My day is not going to go well.
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I am completely nauseous. Honestly. I can't even look at my coffee.
"Baby vomit and dog farts"
"cottage cheese on wheat bread"
Christ man!
actually it was a refreshing change from the smell of coffee and cocoa, not to mention the aroma of a freshly re-warmed carrot muffin... I will not be eating lunch today.
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Streak says...If I told you once...
I told you thousand times...I know sour...and mould almost as well
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