Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Truth Hurts

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the
boy.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and so the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and refused to live there.

When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed
the boy to choose who should have custody of him.

As a result, custody was granted to the Saskatchewan Roughriders this morning as it is believed that they are not capable of beating anyone.

2 comments:

The Happy Gapper said...

Leave it to Dad to send a mass e-mail about my team being less that stellar in the latter part of the season. Thanks Dad.

Anonymous said...

Recently went to an Eskimo game with a large group. People complained about the beer swillin' rowdies they were forced to endure.

Someone remarked that, compared to Calgary, Edmonton fans are louts and drunkards because they love their team.

I muttered: "If you think Edmonton fans are serious, then you may want to steer clear of Taylor Field."

The room went quiet.

Heads nodded.