The little apartment from hell

I have stayed at some pretty shitty places, but this is by far the shittiest. Cambridge apartment... you just made the list.

I am in Hay River for 10 nights and the accomodations are hard to come by. I booked my stay at a converted apartment building. My bed is 3 feet from the fridge, sink and closet. The brand-new handheld showerhead is dangling from a hook on the wall, my oven lightly warms (not even enough to toast and the center supports for my bed are gone.

So apart from feeling like an Oscar Mayer when I wake in the middle of the night, and hearing the fridge compressor "clunk" on and off all night, the trip is going great, mostly because I LEAVE TOMORROW and only have to endure this one last night.

Should I be concerned that all of the fire extinguishers and devices haven't had their yearly inspection for 7-12 years? Oh well at least I know the fire won't be started from my oven.