No this is not the best blog in the world, it is only a tribute...
I wrote the best blog in the world the other day, it had humor, litterary wit, highs and lows that would take the reader on a journey of biblical proportions. I just can't remember how it went.
You see I was challenged by the devil to provide him with the best blog in the world at the ransom of my own soul. And with the fear of hell itself coarsing through me, I turned my focus to the page and my fingers began to wail.
The devil scoffed as he began to read but his look of distaind soon turned to horror as he realized: it was the best blog in the world.
With a mighty swipe of his hand he tossed my pages aside and they burned to ashes from the contact of his firey hand. He looked somewhat disapointed. Because it was the best blog in the world.
He said I will leave now and your soul will remain in-tact, because you truly have written the best blog in the world.
In a cloud of smoke he disapeared and the smell of char hung heavy and I was left with the charred remains of what was the best blog in the world.
I wish you could have seen it, or read a solo line but I don't have any evidence that it was the best blog in the world.
This is not the best blog in the world, it is a tribute, because I can't remember how it goes.
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3 comments:
NO EARL GREY???
Man. i just dumped the lil one off for the weekend and upgrated my room to w/ hot tub, Man! Devo want's to see "da boys" in action! Sitt'n fees were waved and everything!
If ya can't go so be it... I guess...I'm just in the lalaa land but if da R****S make it! Meet me in the Edmonton Room on Friday at 5pm(victoria inn).
I was dissapointed however that i wasn't able to seee that blog, fittle stix to that Devil guy!
PALZ
Tbow
What the hell did u just say
Absolutely nothin' say it again awwwwwwwwwwww!
Google best song in the world by Jack Black, it was a spoof on that for us in the blogosphere
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