It’s so hot here today that it’s hard to breathe, and being the stupid ass that I am, I get to bike in work clothes for 10 minutes then go play a double header of baseball. I can’t imagine the collective sweating that will occur tonight seeing as how 90% of us are overweight and out of shape.
So my evening will consist of a massive amount of pit stained men running around bases and huffing and puffing what little oxygen is out there for us all. Something tells me that I had better stock the beer cooler well for this one.
Did any of you catch the Rider game Saturday? Now how many of you believe that we will ever beat the Stampeders? I loathe the toothy one.
I realized this weekend that I will buy a house someday with a pool because spending all day and night in the recycled air of the frost spewing cold box is bad for your health and tolerance, I’m becoming a pansy.
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About Me
- The Happy Gapper
- A mostly real and somewhat un-exagerated biopic of an ex Gapper trying to make his way in the big stink. Ontario that is.
4 comments:
What a wuss try coming down here to Mobile, Alabama where you sweat off 5 pounds just going to your mailbox and pit stains are a trendy fashion statement.
That's why Alabama is widely viewed as America's thinnest State! Well, thin and smelly... Trust me, Ontario can be a stinkhole on the mildest of days, and the majority of us could use a few "Mailbox" runs.
Thinnest? I guess you've never been to a Talladega NASCAR race, each year we break the world's record for the most beer bellys at a sporting event.
That's why I said "widely viewed" lol
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