Monday, March 19, 2007

Meet my family before they exact revenge on me

Above, "junebug" gets his picture taken with real live girls, momma thinks he's handsome.

I am short on time and ideas so here is a way for you to get to know my family, starting of course wih the little fella…Junior

This young man (until March 23) was brought up in a climate where he was the least noticed and therefore the most quirky of us all.

Past slogans include (but are not limited to): "too soon the toilet" and referring to a morning glass of OJ after a binge as “Homi-cider” referring of course to Mr. Simpson.

His interests included an unhealthy knowledge of Curious George, The Man In The Yellow Hat, Michael Jordan and Bob Essensa.

His talents are wildlife drawings (duck, ducks and more ducks) which are available to order by print through this site, clarinet playing and emergency supply storage and rationing (rarely could you scour his room without uncovering a stockpile of crispers).

Awards include some hockey runner up medals, a “Team Player Patch” for a team his daddy coached and the coveted Kenossee Bible Camp “Cutie Pie Award”. He also likely has a few for drawing (damned ducks) and singing.

So that is Jr. in a nutshell, next up my dear brother whose claims to fame are shortened Achilles tendons and a passion for buggery (I have to get this in before he becomes a regular poster for Happy Gapper).

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Bone head + Bone head

Only difference is that one of these boneheads is being paid while he thinks about what he's done. FOOLS!