Yabba Dabba Dead

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you of the passing of the animator of Fred, Barney and the Flinstones characters.

Wait a second, age 94??? Suddenly I feel less remorse for this prolonged existence, not his death. With Cousins and relatives taking seriously ill at ages from 36 to 80 I can honestly state that this man had a good run.

Now morbidly looking at the funeral arrangements, Magilla, Yogi and Booboo were selected as pallbearers along with Bam Bam who is now 78 and can barely manage to bicep curl a cement truck. His memorial stone (which was carved by a hard beaked, tetchy prehistoric fowl) reads:

Here lies a man who knew that value of the environment (foot powered cars), friends (dimwit Barney), and quitting time (Yabba Dabba Doo). Punch your card, dear angel.

The funeral was musically endowed with several original scores from Quick Draw McGraw. It was estimated that as many as 7 guitars were annihilated on the stone casket.

Huckleberry Hound stood out as the most devastated, obviously unable to come to grips with the passing of his creator stating simply: Who? I thought I was here for a taping of "The Surreal Life"...

Burrial will be at Hollyrock's "Stone dead" cemetary. Donations can be made on behalf of the departed to the University of Hollyrock Geology department.

Where you been?

Happy Gapper battles the Norther Frontier



Jim steps up to protect the local travelers at the Inuvik Airport.

Well, I’m back from the end of the world, at least the end of the road… actually there is no road to Tuktoyaktuk (Tuk) so I guess I went beyond. Here is a pictometary with some comment of my adventures where the sun don’t shine (go ahead and make fun).

Before leaving I had an opportunity to spens some time with my Beloved brother, Sis-in law, my God Son and Niece, aren’t they cute!



It was unusual arriving at these remote locations, what was most shocking to me during my first 5 minutes in the Northwest Territories was the similarities between the cab drivers of Inuvik and Toronto. $40.00 for a 5 minute cab ride? Get outa here!

This is an Igloo that is built as a sphere, from what I gathered it was built this way to avoid damage to the foundation when the shifting from the temperature change occurs. It is anchored by a single tie down and rotates as the earth beneath it shifts.



From Inuvik it was off to “Tuk” where the landscape changes from tree lines and different elevations to somewhat flat and treeless with lakes dabbed all across the plains.



There was plenty of rain and gloomy sunless days, but this odd thing appeared beside the base the first day we were there, I guess it was a look at the last bit of natural color we would see for a while. Trust me there was NO RAINBOW in Tuk.


This is the bed I stayed (almost) in, my feet stuck out the bottom and when I shifted at night I almost always nailed the wall. This must have scared the sasquatch looking woman on the other side because it was not uncommon for her to shit her pants (or al least sound like it) when I would move to another position.



Here is the beautiful town of Tuk taken from the end of the Trans Canada Trail.



This monument was dedicated by Queen Elizabeth during a visit to the NWT to mark the end of the trail.



This is a sort of hut used to keep such things as Caribou and Musk ox refrigerated, there is a tunnel that leads below the perma-frost line and provides cold temperatures year round. It is still used today by the local townspeople.



I followed the noise of a pack of dogs to this spot where a local dog sled racer keeps his animals separate from civilization. They were generally quite calm but none had the eyes of a dog I would approach for a cuddle.








As mentioned there are no roads to Tuk until the complete freeze up, this is when a winter road is erected on the ice of the Mackenzie river and serves as a lifeline for the community after the last of the shipping is done. This is a tug and barge returning to Inuvik for a last run before the rivers become to treacherous to navigate. Everything gets here by plane or on a boat such as these. Vehicles are purchased from the south and shipped to the new owner at the reasonable price of nearly 1500.00, after the warranty is voided because of the cost to the manufacturer to service a vehicle with problems so far north.



The Coast Guard Ship Nahidik and Eckaloo arrived a few days before we left and we boarded for coffee and cookies with the Captain. This vessel was actually more impressive than I had imagines from pictures I had seen.



Go figure, the nicest day we had in Tuk was the day we left, here are some various shots from land and air.







PS I never got a picture of the Sasquatch but I assure you that the beast could pass air at a rate that most Men will never know and few that were in captivity could ever survive. Keep watching the Enquirer, they do exist!